If Anyone was Wondering How I Stay in Shape… It’s Apparently a Tumor!

A Mostly Lighthearted Health Talk

Very thin model posing — Photo by Stas Svechnikov on Unsplash

May I introduce my new trendy fad diet? A bigass tumor in your lower abdomen that makes you unable to eat normal amounts of food! As a bonus, sometimes you randomly vomit for days on end unable to eat at all! Now, you too can fit the toxic beauty standard of “heroin chic” that plagued my…

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